The Art of the Steal

Pulled straight from the spam folder, The Art of the Steal features nonsensical emails repurposed as grandiose solicitation for number 45. In keeping with the spirit of traditional spam, each parcel is handcrafted with an amateur’s touch, to which only the eldest amongst us would fall prey.

While a White House mail clerk is the likely recipient, a fantasy exists where one of these missives makes its way into the Oval Office, affording the greatest dealmaker in history the opportunity to consider the soundness of the bounty promised him.